Sean

Alright kids, let's get this out of the way real quick-like.

Me: From Claremore and Collinsville.  Unmarried, no kids anyone can prove are mine.  Scorpio.  I live in Northside, and yes, I own guns.I was addicted to Myspace before you were, so there.  I'm a Hillcat and still not sure how I feel about that.  I cook with Spam, by

choice.  I wear standard black and white Chucks, not because I think

they make me cool, but because they're the best damned shoes ever.

I'm Sean, and you're not.

The following line makes no sense: Zebra wombat dances on a paperclip.

Music: I dig the older stuff, bands that have been around a while or

used to be, like TRB, Admiral Twin, Mollys Yes, The Nixons, The BlueCollars, Shamrock, etc.  Always up to check out a new band or one Ihaven't gotten around to hearing yet.

The following things may or may not be true: My toenails glow in the

dark.  I have a dog that looks like he's made from scraps of other

dogs.  Clowns and midgets don't freak me out, but really long

fingernails scare the holy hell out of me.  I still do the Beavis &

Butthead laugh.  Sometimes I introduce myself to people using foreign accents just to see if I can fool them.  I account for most of the

email spam you get, and I'm not one damned bit sorry.  My eyes are

different colors.  I can drink a full pot of coffee and not feel any

rush.  I see what you do at night, and you'll go blind if you keep it

up.